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It's like a pair of pants, for your car.”

If this were a book, I would totally read it.”

Your sweat smells like Dolce & Gabbana.”

You wanna do hot dogs Friday?”

How am I supposed to get through my workday when I have to take care of all these tiny people in my phone?”

A pickle chip got caught in the wheels of my chair.”

Where we're going, we don't need rollovers!”

I've been to New Jersey?”

I think what we should probably do, is nothing.”

It's a torsional thing.”

I had a pencil sharpener shaped like a boat.”

What can I say? I have uncontrollable eyebrows.”

She’s like the Taylor Swift of silversmithing. ”

Can you bring your horse?”

Maybe it’s coincidence, maybe it‘s Oppenheimer. ”

What don't you think should be converted into a fish tank?”

Those weren't professional quality mustaches.”

It's a pickle wearing a cape; I think it's self-explanatory.”

You can't ship pickles.”

Entertainment Tonight is where dreams go to die.”

How much bread would it take to feed a scorpion for a week?”

Trash day is the only thing that anchors me.”

It's like Smash Mouth in the 90's”

I want a corn dog scented candle.”

Gonna write up the changes on a stone tablet like it's the Jurassic era.”

It smells like the 80s.”

I can handle a lot of Jeff Bridges in one movie.”

Don't come at me with your popcorn problems.”

Thankfully, Mercury in retrograde ends today.”

There is no light, only Dark Mode.”

You can't out-do the fish with sneakers.”

I'm gonna make websites out of wood.”

Bring it all to the corn dog party!”

It looks, feels, and smells great!”

Did you say "jQuery" or "Katie Perry"?”

Settle down, Mailchimp.”

I try not to have too many hobbies.”

Pockets full of coffee.”

I just smelled fries in my head.”

I'm gonna crop out the crusty parts.”

It's the web equivalent of a junk drawer.”

1-2-3 Cheeseburger Lane!”

No, *YOU* need megadoses of vitamin D.”

You just have to hope for the best until it doesn't happen.”

Salad's nasty.”

I can get behind an animal with a handlebar mustache.”

Murderer at nine o'clock!”

I'm gonna rock that perm!”

Did I do that during the pandemic?”

Did you just raise the roof on jQuery?”

400 pounds plus adrenaline, and I could flip a car, easy.”

You see that giant hot dog?”

I've never seen the 80s.”

My middle toe went numb and I thought I had something in my shoe.”

Steve's probably listening to Fiona Apple.”

They're switchin' browsers and clearin' cookies!”

No cults or dying, please. It's Friday.”

I found Pickle Doritos at a rest stop.”

It works!”

The air doesn't taste like pancakes!”

Are pigs becoming extinct?”

Is toe box one word or two?”

I was working, until I got distracted by this Madonna song.”

The 80's called and they want their wine back.”

Please pray for Mrs. Haskel's tomatoes.”

Oooh, it's propagating!”

Are we going to a place I can wear slippers?”

Can you Swissify it?”

I've looked at that alpaca all day.”

Make it extra-white. #GGGGGG”

It's too sausagy.”

Full of secrets and bees. ”

I think what we should plan to do, is nothing.”

I don't recall there being an h in leprechaun.”

No. They don't have budget for robots.”

It's like if I had muscles but with quarters.”

Let's not get in a fight with a horse.”

Beige is not a color.”

Not wearing black is Emily's pink.”

It's like an easy bake oven for adults who like chicken.”

They're like the seagulls of birds.”

I'm wing-dingin' it.”

Let's talk about donuts. ”

I know how I like my files: Large.”

They're like little rock possums!”

You'd suck at being a zombie.”

The dog arrived before the paintings.”

My whole life is a circular formula.”

It's what's for dinner.”

It's been two days since Monday.”

You look at your astronaut food. I'm gonna work.”

The wild cheeses grow aplenty here.”

Check your email before you put your pants on.”

I just keep making ears by accident.”

Also, they have a great toe box.”

I thought I was done with zombies.”

Babies aren't supposed to look like Woody Harrelson. ”

I'm sitting down here with Hot Popcorn Hands.”

I hate Internet Explorer.”

Was that Rod Stewart?”

That's great, now there's bacon bits in my keyboard.”

I mean, how much Jeff Bridges can you have in one movie?”

He's got an eyepatch sorta vibe.”

Is this the collective smell of humanity?”

Let's see, so the chicken goes in the middle...”

I don't know who you think you are, coming up in here with a taco.”

I don't want to chase the red sweater. I just want to buy the red sweater.”

Something is wrong with the server.”

What kind of shoes, cotton candy?”

It's like, I read books, but I also party.”

What are these ribbons your horse keeps winning?”

I can't solve a three-year-old's bee jokes.”

It's not urgent, aside from the building being on fire.”

It's like Top Chef, but with vodka.”

I have an item of boot business to discuss.”

Acknowledge my math!”

A person can be positive, AND also inappropriate.”

Beige is not an image.”

It's like The Sixth Sense, but with tacos.”

It wasn't like that a minute ago.”

I’m getting a full-on chest plate tattoo of FORM riding on the back of a magical unicorn to show my appreciation.”

Haven't we tortured cauliflower enough?”

Why is the llama-cam shaking?”

He's building a car and doing his spy run.”

Sassy Cap'n McBeef O'Brady”

These people drive like animals.”

(on St. Patrick's Day) Happy Thanksgiving!”

Facebook's telling me I'm fat.”

I don't want this bacon on here any more.”

I just had an Emeril moment.”

I'm thinking like four, maybe five steps ahead of you.”

I can turn my funks off.”

There's wine on your motherboard.”

This is too helpful.”

My version of a beard is a hat.”

Like, the food kind, or the magical kind?”

It's like a clown car of drawers.”

I'm going to pull out the Real Joe Pesci Hat.”

I said something about sausage, but I don't remember what it was.”

Eating peaches with a spoon stinks.”

Who am I, Benjamin Franklin?”

Mister-I'm-Never-Wrong!”

Long story short... I'm a genius, and we don't need a new Roomba.”

Stop counting the dents in my can of food.”

I'm not trying to make my turnips rot you guys.”

It's like a statue of my dog with a mustache on it.”

I don't like the weather tellin' me what to do.”

I bought a Chewbacca shirt but I keep forgetting to wear it.”

I can't wait to put that on a T-shirt.”

Location ID = 23 Bread Bowl = False (AKA: The Breadbowl Module is Broken.)”

I'm programming in my head.”

If you had a hot dog roller and went shopping for sausages, things might change.”

Teresa, you haven't given me an answer, you've only given me s*!%.”

Yeah I'm turtlin'!”

Light the content candle!”

I'm trying to think of a more magical word for practical.”

I wanna smell how cold it is.”

I'm going to look up thesaurus in the dictionary.”

Rhinos are a big deal.”

I would put that in Someone Said if it wasn't so disgusting.”

Is hot dog one word or two?”

All caps, all the time.”

It looks like a big dinosaur protecting a translucent bag of smaller dinosaurs”

That's a good lookin monkey.”

Eating beans from a can like a hobo!”

Wait 'til I get this gas station food, then order in.”

Whoa! That's the monkey!”

How would you get DNA from Elvis?”

The football game or the moon landing?”

I think I'm gonna have to set something on fire.”

I think I was bitten by a rattlesnake in a past life.”

It's broken.”

I'd rather be Garamond than Papyrus.”

Squirrels don't have pants.”

It should be a little Burt Reynolds.”

It's too Skynrdy.”

I feel like I just try too much sometimes.”

It's too Skittly.”

You're always picked last and your pasta smells.”

That's why I don't eat it out of a can; I eat it out of a bag.”

I didn't want to spend $40 on a banana costume.”

I need a more magical word for "practical."”

No one is as f*#¥%#! good as Katelyn. She’s got two degrees.”

Where did you live, a coal chute?”

Batteries? Seriously? What is this, 1985?”

IE is the DMV of the Internet.”

I love mint-forward. ”

What's that band? 100 Haircuts?”

Dark Mode is ruining my life.”

Math is black.”

It doesn't work in IE.”

We have flippage!”

I'm not giving my money to YouTube. YouTube is all horsey and gross.”

I'm dealing with some very important kangaroo things right now.”

Always cut toward your innards.”

There are no conifer trees in here.”

He sucked at watching TV.”

Remember when you threw décor at me?”

A guy named Jerry has 20 watermelons in his truck.”

I haven't had a muffler since 2020”

My goal is to live until 2085.”

There's a lot of outer space.”

Steve, you should come look at these sandwich pictures.”

I'm sorry about the div.”

What about ferrets? Ferrets are weird.”

I can’t type expletives without the expletives. ”

Why is there a piece of cheese in my purse?”

I've never had much luck with rabbits.”

It'll be in the Someone Said that's in your heart.”

The hands are the face of the arm.”

It's like drinking a little garden.”

This phone call is messing up my hair.”

I've been thinking about that wolf tie.”

I call those dinosaurs daddy long necks.”

But, Saul Bass already used all the good shapes.”

That's just how I like my mugs: Cheap and Swiss.”

Adam Driver is the Sarah Jessica Parker of men.”

I don't like wearing pants.”

They should do Animal Crossing on the moon.”

I'll die if I smell like a hamster.”

Gettin' mean... in a nice way.”

I switched to the California Raisins pillowcase last night.”

Helvetica Light makes me think you're lying.”

Well. I guess we're having stock photos for lunch.”

Look at the eyes on that Red-Legged Honeycreeper!”

People are weird in the spring, man.”

Her abs look like a turtle shell.”

It was like B-side Tony the Tiger.”

I was just there for the Year of the Spatula.”

You forgot the witch supplies!”

I'm just not used to Kory wearing pants.”

He's just mad because he can't be a wizard.”

I can't wait to dance on the grave of that site.”

I can still smell Steve.”

I only got to Utah before I quit.”

Michael do you want something pumpkin-spiced?”

I've been here before - I was looking for a baby!”

It's like, the Jedi.”

Why'd you put me out like that about the Lion King?”

I need to know more about that cat!”

You should watch Labyrinth if you're into Muppets.”

That's why I'm walking away while you look at pictures of Rob Van Dam.”

I just blew my nose in my notes.”

Come and get it, Sammy Hagar!”

They have that dirty ketchup money.”

No amount of money is worth your husband having a mustache.”

I want the whole tomato.”

I can't juggle a fish, that's for sure.”

Why'd you walk over here like Stone Cold Steve Austin?”

We're not eating it, we're just looking at it!”

Every time she raises her hand an egg dies.”

Is that horse wearing shorts?”

There is no reason for Bob Evans.”

I'm trying to use your design elements but I'm not sure I like them.”

I keep thinking about that wolf tie.”

We're not counting the tiny chickens.”

This sushi is quite delicious. If you like the taste of death.”

Never get into a fistfight with a puppeteer.”

Instructions unclear, I have peanut butter on my hands.”

Kohl's and casinos — no windows.”

You reach into your heart and pull out a potholder.”

I just wanna eat this sandwich.”

An ice cream truck drove through this design.”

The donut button isn't working.”

This is not your grandmother's website!”

That horse looks like Burt Russel Crowe.”

This tastes like Steve's car.”

Is that a convertible hearse?”

There are four purses in my purse.”

Our sponsors are our butter, our members are our bread.”

One time I set myself on fire.”

He's magic. He's practically a leprechaun.”

These zombies look like cauliflower.”

I would rather have moist than wet food, thank you very much.”

That egg is dumb.”

I had some chicken wings in my car that I was going to give you. ”

I'm no stranger to a rotten banana.”

It's like, the future.”

I once smuggled a Subway footlong in my sweatshirt pocket. ”

If it's not moist, I'm not interested in having it thrown on my desk.”

I don't think real cowboys do this much ironing.”

Steve, let's go somewhere, just you and me.”

PBS is very : colon-y.”

I got this whole thing of Silly Putty stuck on my sleeve.”

I'm not at a place in my heart where I can eat a bear.”

Cat-flavored ice cream?”

I'd go to a goat rodeo.”

What is life if not just a series of great chairs?”

Lower case "m" is the best letter.”

You have some mustard on your forehead. ”

It doesn't work in Safari.”

It reminds me of an old calculator.”

Please ignore me collating behind you.”

I don't foresee whales having cell phones.”

Oh, sorry! I'll just rewrite the Web.”

Emotionally, my hands are in my pockets.”

I'm bringing iFrames back.”

That's a lawsuit pickle right there.”

Look at his bag of hot dog boxes on the floor!”

Internet Explorer is ruining this.”

Stay in your happy little design world.”

Shrimp is too squeaky for the morning.”

I have a weird cheese story for you.”

If the Long Island Medium were here, she'd freak out.”

Then I thought, why not just make it Helvetica?”

Move. You're where my Diet Coke goes.”

There's a lot of dirt down here.”

The Muppets are my Downton Abbey.”

It’s just weird that this is like a “walkin’-around” place. ”

This knob makes me want to get drunk.”

Well, we have mustaches upstairs.”

I'm trying to figure out what kind of harvester to use for canola.”

In Belgium, there's a tax for things that are too multitasky.”

You do seem like the type of guy who'd drink pickle juice.”

Hot yoga, Steve? No, goat.”

I'm sorry I'm not a sock connoisseur.”

I can tell by the look on your face that you're not going to be of any help.”

Activate the chicken!”

Your hat smells like bologna.”

It's like a new Tool album for me.”

I wish I could draw RoboCop.”

Oh I'm smart! I'm artificial!”

What kind of single-finger crimes can you commit?”

It was working a minute ago.”

The meatball machine is broken.”

The cats came with the man.”

Those stupid little pickles.”

I am the ghost of Tractor Supply Company.”

You're the Sherlock Holmes of the digital age.”

I'm out here changing the Internet.”

Fancy code is the only kind I write.”

It's dark and gloomy with zombies, but I think I'll keep my sunglasses on.”

Birthday Mullet Hammer Pants”

They'll do anything for a ribbon and a hamburger.”

Who is Batman and The Drumstick?”

I forgot outside was a place I could go.”

Have you heard about the whaler-pirate guy?”

Try not to make it too caskety.”

More bugs than expected. 4 stars. ”

Can I be Josh for Halloween?”

Must. Resist. Cacao.”

The conference template fills me with dread.”

You're eating the chicken crust.”

I'd try human. (on the topic of cannibalism)”

...And that is why you don't wear sandals to Blossom.”

Young Sam Elliot is a head-turner!”

I tried the peanut butter trick with Jelly before.”

'M', as in Machu Picchu.”

C'mon. Lemme see your turkey burgers.”