Pleased to Meet'ya

Dan

Dan is a quiet, self-described "basic guy" who silently covets misprinted t-shirts and shish kabobs. Despite his native Ohio proclivity for landlubber sports, he is an adept surfer and conquered the notorious waves at Mavricks in Northern California. He has been, on two separate occasions, robbed of $100 and a pizza. His favorite high school transgression - drawing comics and Ninja Turtles in class - eventually grew into a portfolio that gained him acceptance at the prestigious Art Institute of Pittsburgh where he learned his uncommonly lovely design skills. On weird days, he wears all white. He likes sandwiches. Sometimes he wears all white while eating sandwiches. Cowabunga, dude!

Someone-Said

Hang around our studio long enough, and you might find Something You Said posted here, too.

Lemme see your turkey burgers.
I know how I like my files. Large.
Murderer at nine o'clock!
I'm going to look up thesaurus in the dictionary.
There are four purses in my purse.
Q: Who are they? A: My old neighbor with some kid I used to fight all the time.
This tastes like Steve's car.
Move. You're in the spot where my Diet Coke goes.
I don't believe anything you're about to say.
Then I thought, why not just make it Helvetica?
Look at the eyes on that Red-Legged Honeycreeper!
Rhinos are a big deal.

It should be a little Burt Reynolds.
I'm trying to use some of your design elements and I'm not sure I like them.
Come and get it, Sammy Hagar.
No. They don't have have budget for robots.
My middle toe went numb and I thought I had something in my shoe.
Are we going to a place I can wear slippers?
That's just how I like my mugs: Cheap and Swedish.
My version of a beard is a hat.
I don't foresee whales having cell phones.
Well. I guess we're having photos for lunch.
I feel like I just try too much sometimes.

How am I supposed to get through my workday when I have to take care of all these tiny people in my phone?
These people drive like animals.
I had some chicken wings in my car that I was going to give you.
A person can be positive and inappropriate.
Lower case "m" is the best letter.
Your hat smells like bologna.
My goal is to live until 2085.
Why'd you put me out like that about the Lion King?
Why is there a piece of cheese in my purse?
The only girl on my mind right now is the FORM site.
I'm programming in my head.

You're always picked last and your pasta smells.
Eating peaches with a spoon sucks.
No cults or dying, please. It's Friday.
All caps, all the time.
I mean, how much Jeff Bridges can you have in one movie?
I can handle a lot of Jeff Bridges in one movie.
I bought a Chewbacca shirt but I keep forgetting to wear it.
Squirrels don't have pants.
Batteries? Seriously? What is this, 1985?
I'm no stranger to a rotten banana.
Steve's probably listening to Fiona Apple.

Steve, you should come look at these sandwich pictures.
Those weren't professional quality mustaches.
Swissify it.
Helvetica Light makes me think you're lying.
Is that horse wearing shorts?
I just keep making ears by accident.
Your sweat smells like Dolce & Gabbana.
I'm thinking like four, maybe five steps ahead of you.
...And that is why you don't wear sandals to Blossom.
Knowledge is of no interest to me.
That's why I don't eat it out of a can; I eat it out of a bag.

The wild cheeses grow aplenty here.
I don't want to chase the red sweater. I just want to buy the red sweater.
You do seem like the type of guy who'd drink pickle juice.
Are pigs becoming extinct?
In Belgium, there's a tax for things that are too multitasky.
You reach into your heart and pull out a potholder.
They'll do anything for a ribbon and a hamburger.
This knob makes me want to get drunk.
I'm sorry I'm not a sock connoisseur.
I don't think real cowboys have to do this much ironing.
I can tell by the look on your face that you're not going to be of any help.

Facebook's telling me I'm fat.
Is this the collective smell of humanity?
Was that Rod Stewart?
Those stupid little pickles.
Well, we have mustaches upstairs.
It's like a pair of pants, for your car.
I am the ghost of Tractor Supply Company. (spooky voice)
You wanna do hot dogs Friday?
Is hot dog one word or two?
How much bread would it take to feed a scorpion for a week?
How do you get DNA from Elvis?

I was working, until I got distracted by this Madonna song.
There's wine on your motherboard.
If it's not moist, I'm not interested in having it thrown on my desk.
Have you heard about the whaler-pirate guy?
It's too Skittly.
It's too sausagy.
It's too Skynrdy.
It wasn't like that a minute ago.
It was working a minute ago.
It doesn't work in Safari.
It doesn't work in IE.

It works!
It's broken.
No amount of money is worth your husband having a mustache.
Try not to make it too caskety.
I swtiched to the California Raisins pillowcase last night.
You just have to hope for the best until it doesn't happen.
I don't like wearing pants.
If you had a hot dog roller and went shopping for sausages, things might change.
This grist mill shall become my pommel horse and daily labor my reward.
Any superhero with soft abs is pretty much amazing.
I'm gonna make websites out of wood.

400 pounds plus adrenaline, and I could flip a car, easy.
Teresa, you haven't given me an answer, you've only given me s*!%.
I can still smell Steve.
Fancy code is the only kind I write.
This is too helpful.
I don't want this bacon on here any more.
I've never had much luck with rabbits.
I had a pencil sharpener shaped like a boat.
What don't you think should be converted into a fish tank?
I got this whole thing of Silly Putty stuck on my sleeve.
Steve, let's go somewhere, just you and me.

He's magic. He's practically a leprechaun.
I don't recall there being an h in leprechaun.
It's dark and gloomy with zombies, but I think I'll keep my sunglasses on.
It's a pickle wearing a cape; I think it's self-explanatory.
I don't feel creative now or ever.
Sassy Cap'n McBeef O'Brady
There is no reason for Bob Evans.
Salad's nasty.
I think I'm gonna have to set something on fire.
I'm bringing iFrames back.
Beige is not a color.

Beige is not an image.
If this were a book, I would totally read it.
I said something about sausage, but I don't remember what it was.
This sushi is quite delicious. If you like the taste of death.
You can't out-do the fish with sneakers.
Mister-I'm-Never-Wrong!
I wish I could draw RoboCop.
I want the whole tomato.
It's like, the future.
It's like, the Jedi.
It's a torsional thing.

Entertainment Tonight is where dreams go to die.
Internet Explorer is ruining this.
I'd try human. (on the topic of cannibalism)
(with sadness) I hate Internet Explorer.
Oh sorry. I'll just rewrite the Web.

Treasure Chest

We reward our employees handsomely with inexpensive trinkets. The catch: wear a silly hat and listen to Justin Timberlake while you rummage for your treasure.

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This is the Place

Our studio is open and airy with plenty of space to think up new ideas. There's even a loft with sofas and pillows where we brainstorm and sometimes share one of Kory's homemade cakes with our clients. Stick-on mustaches optional.

Desktop Friday

The brainpower is palpable when the whole studio stops for Desktop Fridays: A random topic, an hour in Photoshop, and the earnest desire to utterly outdo each other. Who will crack under the pressure? Who will resort to interpretive dance for lack of Photoshop skills?

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