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Dark Mode is ruining my life.”

I bought a Chewbacca shirt but I keep forgetting to wear it.”

I'd go to a goat rodeo.”

Your hat smells like bologna.”

Please ignore me collating behind you.”

It wasn't like that a minute ago.”

I had some chicken wings in my car that I was going to give you. ”

Well. I guess we're having stock photos for lunch.”

Salad's nasty.”

It's dark and gloomy with zombies, but I think I'll keep my sunglasses on.”

If you had a hot dog roller and went shopping for sausages, things might change.”

1-2-3 Cheeseburger Lane!”

I would put that in Someone Said if it wasn't so disgusting.”

Gonna write up the changes on a stone tablet like it's the Jurassic era.”

Mister-I'm-Never-Wrong!”

I can tell by the look on your face that you're not going to be of any help.”

This tastes like Steve's car.”

Never get into a fistfight with a puppeteer.”

I'm wing-dingin' it.”

I said something about sausage, but I don't remember what it was.”

Then I thought, why not just make it Helvetica?”

Babies aren't supposed to look like Woody Harrelson. ”

There is no light, only Dark Mode.”

I just smelled fries in my head.”

Thankfully, Mercury in retrograde ends today.”

It's like The Sixth Sense, but with tacos.”

It's like an easy bake oven for adults who like chicken.”

It works!”

You should watch Labyrinth if you're into Muppets.”

These people drive like animals.”

A person can be positive, AND also inappropriate.”

The conference template fills me with dread.”

You forgot the witch supplies!”

I've been here before - I was looking for a baby!”

Can you Swissify it?”

Fancy code is the only kind I write.”

Entertainment Tonight is where dreams go to die.”

What don't you think should be converted into a fish tank?”

400 pounds plus adrenaline, and I could flip a car, easy.”

Also, they have a great toe box.”

Teresa, you haven't given me an answer, you've only given me s*!%.”

There's a lot of outer space.”

Those stupid little pickles.”

Murderer at nine o'clock!”

I don't foresee whales having cell phones.”

It's too Skittly.”

Shrimp is too squeaky for the morning.”

Is that a convertible hearse?”

I'm going to look up thesaurus in the dictionary.”

I can't juggle a fish, that's for sure.”

I just blew my nose in my notes.”

It looks, feels, and smells great!”

Her abs look like a turtle shell.”

A pickle chip got caught in the wheels of my chair.”

They're switchin' browsers and clearin' cookies!”

You're always picked last and your pasta smells.”

I know how I like my files: Large.”

Your sweat smells like Dolce & Gabbana.”

Helvetica Light makes me think you're lying.”

Look at his bag of hot dog boxes on the floor!”

You see that giant hot dog?”

They should do Animal Crossing on the moon.”

I don't recall there being an h in leprechaun.”

Let's not get in a fight with a horse.”

Oh, sorry! I'll just rewrite the Web.”

Those weren't professional quality mustaches.”

They're like the seagulls of birds.”

It's like a new Tool album for me.”

I've looked at that alpaca all day.”

Kohl's and casinos — no windows.”

The donut button isn't working.”

I'm gonna crop out the crusty parts.”

Well, we have mustaches upstairs.”

Whoa! That's the monkey!”

This is a website for birds!”

My goal is to live until 2085.”

Michael do you want something pumpkin-spiced?”

But, Saul Bass already used all the good shapes.”

My version of a beard is a hat.”

I’m getting a full-on chest plate tattoo of FORM riding on the back of a magical unicorn to show my appreciation.”

I'd try human. (on the topic of cannibalism)”

I'm not trying to make my turnips rot you guys.”

I only got to Utah before I quit.”

You have some mustard on your forehead. ”

I need to know more about that cat!”

It was like B-side Tony the Tiger.”

Something is wrong with the server.”

One time I set myself on fire.”

I have a weird cheese story for you.”

Every time she raises her hand an egg dies.”

I call those dinosaurs daddy long necks.”

He's building a car and doing his spy run.”

I don't like the weather tellin' me what to do.”

I tried the peanut butter trick with Jelly before.”

It's the web equivalent of a junk drawer.”

These zombies look like cauliflower.”

We're not eating it, we're just looking at it!”

Who am I, Benjamin Franklin?”

Steve, let's go somewhere, just you and me.”

Can you bring your horse?”

That's just how I like my mugs: Cheap and Swiss.”

Adam Driver is the Sarah Jessica Parker of men.”

I'm not at a place in my heart where I can eat a bear.”

Steve's probably listening to Fiona Apple.”

No, *YOU* need megadoses of vitamin D.”

The Muppets are my Downton Abbey.”

I want the whole tomato.”

PBS is very : colon-y.”

I found Pickle Doritos at a rest stop.”

You do seem like the type of guy who'd drink pickle juice.”

I think I'm gonna have to set something on fire.”

The wild cheeses grow aplenty here.”

I'm sorry I'm not a sock connoisseur.”

They'll do anything for a ribbon and a hamburger.”

Who is Batman and The Drumstick?”

It's like, the future.”

I'm gonna rock that perm!”

Internet Explorer is ruining this.”

How am I supposed to get through my workday when I have to take care of all these tiny people in my phone?”

Why'd you put me out like that about the Lion King?”

You reach into your heart and pull out a potholder.”

Have you heard about the whaler-pirate guy?”

It's like a statue of my dog with a mustache on it.”

I'm bringing iFrames back.”

I've never had much luck with rabbits.”

Why'd you walk over here like Stone Cold Steve Austin?”

I can get behind an animal with a handlebar mustache.”

I'm sorry about the div.”

Cat-flavored ice cream?”

I can still smell Steve.”

I can’t type expletives without the expletives. ”

I feel like I just try too much sometimes.”

I'm programming in my head.”

I don't want to chase the red sweater. I just want to buy the red sweater.”

Always cut toward your innards.”

Come and get it, Sammy Hagar!”

I just had an Emeril moment.”

C'mon. Lemme see your turkey burgers.”

Can I be Josh for Halloween?”

If this were a book, I would totally read it.”

Light the content candle!”

I've never seen the 80s.”

There is no reason for Bob Evans.”

Our sponsors are our butter, our members are our bread.”

Where did you live, a coal chute?”

I got this whole thing of Silly Putty stuck on my sleeve.”

The meatball machine is broken.”

What's that band? 100 Haircuts?”

It's like drinking a little garden.”

Lower case "m" is the best letter.”

I was working, until I got distracted by this Madonna song.”

Full of secrets and bees. ”

That's a lawsuit pickle right there.”

Don't come at me with your popcorn problems.”

Not wearing black is Emily's pink.”

Eating peaches with a spoon stinks.”

Gettin' mean... in a nice way.”

I'd rather be Garamond than Papyrus.”

I want a corn dog scented candle.”

Is this the collective smell of humanity?”

Steve, you should come look at these sandwich pictures.”

No. They don't have budget for robots.”

This is too helpful.”

That's a good lookin monkey.”

I try not to have too many hobbies.”

It smells like the 80s.”

Birthday Mullet Hammer Pants”

It's like Top Chef, but with vodka.”

'M', as in Machu Picchu.”

It's a pickle wearing a cape; I think it's self-explanatory.”

I wanna smell how cold it is.”

It's broken.”

Why is the llama-cam shaking?”

Check your email before you put your pants on.”

Maybe it’s coincidence, maybe it‘s Oppenheimer. ”

IE is the DMV of the Internet.”

Settle down, Mailchimp.”

It's what's for dinner.”

There are no conifer trees in here.”

Why is there a piece of cheese in my purse?”

It's like, the Jedi.”

It was working a minute ago.”

Let's talk about donuts. ”

You can't ship pickles.”

I have an item of boot business to discuss.”

I can't wait to dance on the grave of that site.”

There's wine on your motherboard.”

They have that dirty ketchup money.”

If the Long Island Medium were here, she'd freak out.”

It's a torsional thing.”

Is that horse wearing shorts?”

More bugs than expected. 4 stars. ”

This sushi is quite delicious. If you like the taste of death.”

I can handle a lot of Jeff Bridges in one movie.”

I'm trying to think of a more magical word for practical.”

In kindergarten we had a wedding for the letters Q and U because they were always together.”

Please pray for Mrs. Haskel's tomatoes.”

Rhinos are a big deal.”

Beige is not a color.”

I'll die if I smell like a hamster.”

It's been two days since Monday.”

I think I was bitten by a rattlesnake in a past life.”

I'm just not used to Kory wearing pants.”

Bring it all to the corn dog party!”

I can't solve a three-year-old's bee jokes.”

I had a pencil sharpener shaped like a boat.”

I am the ghost of Tractor Supply Company.”

I haven't had a muffler since 2020”

That egg is dumb.”

Eating beans from a can like a hobo!”

Young Sam Elliot is a head-turner!”

Did you say "jQuery" or "Katie Perry"?”

I thought I was done with zombies.”

Location ID = 23 Bread Bowl = False (AKA: The Breadbowl Module is Broken.)”

Wait 'til I get this gas station food, then order in.”

I've been to New Jersey?”

Try not to make it too caskety.”

No amount of money is worth your husband having a mustache.”

Was that Rod Stewart?”

I'm sitting down here with Hot Popcorn Hands.”

The dog arrived before the paintings.”

Is hot dog one word or two?”

I'm trying to use your design elements but I'm not sure I like them.”

That's why I don't eat it out of a can; I eat it out of a bag.”

People are weird in the spring, man.”

If it's not moist, I'm not interested in having it thrown on my desk.”

It's not urgent, aside from the building being on fire.”

Move. You're where my Diet Coke goes.”

No one is as f*#¥%#! good as Katelyn. She’s got two degrees.”

That's great, now there's bacon bits in my keyboard.”

All caps, all the time.”

I'm going to pull out the Real Joe Pesci Hat.”

Acknowledge my math!”

Dalmatians are not a monolith, people.”

We're not counting the tiny chickens.”

You'd suck at being a zombie.”

Sassy Cap'n McBeef O'Brady”

Emotionally, my hands are in my pockets.”

No cults or dying, please. It's Friday.”

Pockets full of coffee.”

There's a lot of dirt down here.”

I can't wait to put that on a T-shirt.”

Did I do that during the pandemic?”

Math is black.”

I don't think real cowboys do this much ironing.”

Where we're going, we don't need rollovers!”

The football game or the moon landing?”

What kind of single-finger crimes can you commit?”

I can turn my funks off.”

Did Ben Franklin even know that dinosaurs existed?”

What about ferrets? Ferrets are weird.”

This phone call is messing up my hair.”

It's like, I read books, but I also party.”

That's why I'm walking away while you look at pictures of Rob Van Dam.”

We have flippage!”

Must. Resist. Cacao.”

Activate the chicken!”

What kind of shoes, cotton candy?”

The cats came with the man.”

He's got an eyepatch sorta vibe.”

In Belgium, there's a tax for things that are too multitasky.”

This is not your grandmother's website!”

Are we going to a place I can wear slippers?”

I forgot outside was a place I could go.”

I've been thinking about that wolf tie.”

Long story short... I'm a genius, and we don't need a new Roomba.”

I don't know who you think you are, coming up in here with a taco.”

I just wanna eat this sandwich.”

You just had to bring up Toe Day, didn't you?”

Instructions unclear, I have peanut butter on my hands.”

Batteries? Seriously? What is this, 1985?”

How would you get DNA from Elvis?”

Did you just raise the roof on jQuery?”

I hate Internet Explorer.”

Hot yoga, Steve? No, goat.”

Squirrels don't have pants.”

I don't want this bacon on here any more.”

It's like a clown car of drawers.”

I once smuggled a Subway footlong in my sweatshirt pocket. ”

...And that is why you don't wear sandals to Blossom.”

I'm not giving my money to YouTube. YouTube is all horsey and gross.”

A guy named Jerry has 20 watermelons in his truck.”

It's too Skynrdy.”

I keep thinking about that wolf tie.”

Make it extra-white. #GGGGGG”

Facebook's telling me I'm fat.”

It's too sausagy.”

An ice cream truck drove through this design.”

There are four purses in my purse.”

Let's see, so the chicken goes in the middle...”

I don't like wearing pants.”

Is toe box one word or two?”

It looks like a big dinosaur protecting a translucent bag of smaller dinosaurs”

Like, the food kind, or the magical kind?”

Stop counting the dents in my can of food.”

I'm thinking like four, maybe five steps ahead of you.”

I just keep making ears by accident.”

I think what we should probably do, is nothing.”

You just have to hope for the best until it doesn't happen.”

It doesn't work in Safari.”

He's magic. He's practically a leprechaun.”

The hands are the face of the arm.”

It should be a little Burt Reynolds.”

It doesn't work in IE.”

Stay in your happy little design world.”

He sucked at watching TV.”

I would rather have moist than wet food, thank you very much.”

I'm no stranger to a rotten banana.”

Yeah I'm turtlin'!”

Look at the eyes on that Red-Legged Honeycreeper!”

You're the Sherlock Holmes of the digital age.”

Trash day is the only thing that anchors me.”

I'm gonna make websites out of wood.”

I'm dealing with some very important kangaroo things right now.”

I was just there for the Year of the Spatula.”

I think what we should plan to do, is nothing.”

He's just mad because he can't be a wizard.”

You're eating the chicken crust.”

I need a more magical word for "practical."”

This knob makes me want to get drunk.”

That horse looks like Burt Russel Crowe.”

Beige is not an image.”

Oh I'm smart! I'm artificial!”

I'm out here changing the Internet.”

The air doesn't taste like pancakes!”

What are these ribbons your horse keeps winning?”

Haven't we tortured cauliflower enough?”

Remember when you threw décor at me?”

Are pigs becoming extinct?”

The 80's called and they want their wine back.”

She’s like the Taylor Swift of silversmithing. ”

My middle toe went numb and I thought I had something in my shoe.”

It's like if I had muscles but with quarters.”

What is life if not just a series of great chairs?”

You can't out-do the fish with sneakers.”

They're like little rock possums!”

What can I say? I have uncontrollable eyebrows.”

I didn't want to spend $40 on a banana costume.”

It’s just weird that this is like a “walkin’-around” place. ”

You look at your astronaut food. I'm gonna work.”

My whole life is a circular formula.”

How much bread would it take to feed a scorpion for a week?”

Oooh, it's propagating!”

It reminds me of an old calculator.”

I love mint-forward. ”

I mean, how much Jeff Bridges can you have in one movie?”

I'm trying to figure out what kind of harvester to use for canola.”

I wish I could draw RoboCop.”

(on St. Patrick's Day) Happy Thanksgiving!”

I switched to the California Raisins pillowcase last night.”

It'll be in the Someone Said that's in your heart.”

It's like Smash Mouth in the 90's”

It's like a pair of pants, for your car.”

You wanna do hot dogs Friday?”